Dr. Ross Geller

Fine by me. Hope she wins.

Now you go get that beautiful pig!

Did Homo erectus hunt with wooden tools?

Do you have any, um, Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?

...break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?

Actually, she's a paleontology doctoral candidate...

It doesn't say that.

And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage.

Like that, only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage.

This is pretty rare. How did you get that?

But that's, like, the easiest era.

- It's endearing, really. - All right!

Then you'd better keep it away from Ross' hair.

I know!

...and garbage is all that has survived.

Nothing. I had to get out of there.

You throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day.

And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time...

What a great way to say, "I secretly love you, roommate's girlfriend."

So you're going to have to do it in the mess!

We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow.

...but your place kind of has a weird smell.

I mean, uh, who cares about a little sloppiness?

...specializing in the Cenozoic Era.

...and expensive, and her boyfriend, Joey, gives her an orange?