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Honey? Hmm?
Seriously? Wait.
that we're making a supreme sacrifice...
[Sighs]
We had no more dishes, so we were eating cereal out of the goldfish bowl.
It's like you're trying to take away my whole Christmas.
[Mother] Some people don't believe that. That's why- Are you crying?
- That's not fair! - I can forgive the smoking,
on the stairs for the Christmas picture.
Christmas like he used to have it?
- Okay? Maybe. - I know what "maybe" means.
[Lmitates Static] Come in, Florida. Over. Mom? Dad?
Mom, can we finish the movie? Okay.
Okay, new rule: From now on...
Is there a slap mark on my face?
by giving up our power to save their Christmas.
When you told me we were going to watch this movie,
Go up to your room. Go on.
Manny, try to understand. Jay has great memories with his kids when they were young.
We remember the year Santa punched out the caroler.
You can take my Christmas away, but don't take it from everyone else.
Guess what? Christmas is still canceled.
Connecting.
Next we have Ms. Wendy Mink, receiving on behalf of her mother Patsy Takemoto Mink. Wendy walks out with her posthumous medal, and the family applauds.
Oh- Really?
[Laughing] Can Dylan come? Yeah! Yeah!
make one of those Christmas specials with those ugly little clay people.
[Chuckles] [Chuckles]
Mom, Dad.
[TV On] [Girl] He's not like anyone else.
The next time we go to a birthday party, you will be staying with Grandma young lady! And you WILL have to write an 100-word essay on what you did at the party and an apology letter to Elizabeth and her mommy! Also, you will never see Lily again!
So, maybe the best gift I could give Jay would be...
June 28, 2014
Come on, Phil. Hurry up.
I want to have Christmas like they do in Colombia. Jay is messing everything up.
[Man] All right!