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In the eyes of God and the Springfield Jewish Walk of Fame Committee,
with a prostate the size of a goat's head!
Well, I'm glad you think they're cute
I was wondering if I could get a small cost of living raise?
And now for our grand finale,
(HORN BELLOWING)
(SOBBING)
Wonderful!
Well, I, uh... You see, the truth is...
But it turns out, I'm just a plain old anti-Semite!
Well, I took Bart's advice last week, so I guess it's Lisa's turn.
(SCREAMS)
Here, go on Sandy Koufax.
Yes, it is. You're a clown.
Oh, I wish!
And don't just dump them all off on some crazy lady.
So what? It's not my job to make kids laugh.
(ALL GASP)
a night his wang would never forget.
(LAUGHING)
Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
because they're your problem now!
Her name is Rachel Cohen and she just got into Brandeis.
I wish I had invested my money better.
Oh, without a Bar Mitzvah, I'm nothing!
Mmm...
you are not a Jewish man!
when you're eating but you're always eating.
the superstar of David, Mr. T!
(SINGING) Time to wizz in a foaming bowl of china
Wait a minute. If we're all out here, who's in there?
(LAUGHS)