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It's when he reads from the Torah and becomes a man.
Anyway, we gotta book a guest host!
(DOOR CLOSES)
Boy, everybody loves my show.
And so utterly repellent, he...
I lost ten grand when he wouldn't pitch on Yom Kippur!
You have tremendous power. And now it's time to put it to use.
Never go on the teacup ride
Krusty, what's wrong?
You just lost a box, pal!
Lookit deez fucking hooters! Suck on them hooters, cocksucker!
There's nothing in the Talmud that forbids it.
Krusty, you know Diane, Stu, and Jeremy from the network.
I want a real Bar Mitzvah in a temple.
Who knows? I've lived so hard, there's big gaps in my memory.
(INHALING)
We have so much to discuss.
Telemundo... Me... Turned it down... ABC...
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
I have a Jewish imaginary friend.
I need someone who's not intelligent.
He's a son, a lover and a pundit rolled into one sexy package!
D'oh! A line for the bathroom? What gives?
You hit him high! I'll hit him low!