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How could we? She made us this fresh hand-churned ice cream.
It's our own fault we're poor.
We are so far away from everything.
The cupcakes for the bake sale. Okay.
Don't remind him. He's happy now.
see Stan at Best Buy for Alex's present,
Lily, did you RSVP to some weddings and not tell us?
Why don't you put a sign on him saying, "Free coyote food"?
(clicks)
(scoffs) Snubbed at this wedding, not invited to two others.
Best mom ever. Hugs!
Just so you know, women are not all vacuous nymphomaniacs
She seemed really upset, so I took care of it. It was boy stuff.
I'm on my way to pick it up, Stan.
- (exhales) - Oh!
Before you say anything, I only put this on because I didn't--
(phone rings) Hello?
What else have you been lying about, Jay Kennedy Pritchett?
I couldn't get that present for my roommate. Or my dress from the cleaners.
You didn't type "blah, blah, blah," did you?
Thank you, Claire. Thank you.
Yeah. I should get back to the office.
The last time I left Joe sleeping in the car--
I'm not sitting there. You're sitting there.
We're just glad that it's something we're so good at.
Phew. I'd like to see the look on "Mawianne's" face
then speed home, where she could start baking the cupcakes,
Okay. Aw. Wait, guys.
We cause an emotional scene everywhere we go.
Whoever we ask to fix this is gonna see what we're watching and think we're pervs.
Could Claire be using an assistant?
- PHIL: Hey, honey. - Oh, cupcakes, present, dress.
And, uh, that's it.
No daddy-kisses till Sunday after she eats this.