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Don't open that!
I finally got him to sleep.
Don't worry. Mom made those on the off chance what everyone knew was gonna happen, happened.
One birthday present. Wrapped in baby-shower paper.
JAY: And I'm going...
I'm FaceTiming Alex. She'll know what to do.
My super-awesome family was throwing me a surprise early birthday party.
No. Stay here. I'll do it. No, you can't!
# Hey, hey #
We only cut two classes,
But with Claire running a company and being a better mom than ever,
(warning beep) Uh-oh.
Sure. But, honey, I think I slept weird.
It was like being back in my village, watching for the marauders.
(sobbing) What's to become of us?
They say it takes a village to raise a family and run a company.
Why don't we greet your mom with the smell of fresh-baked cupcakes?
No. Yeah.
Luke and I have some homework to do upstairs.
They didn't budget a staff meal.
Too tired for golf. Where's Joe?
No, I do. My mom's got a "date" with her new boyfriend,
You're the best thing that has ever happened to me.
When we had money, we spent it all on drunken sailors.
How can we RSVP to wedding invitations that we never got?
Well, now I'm stumped.
It's been sitting under a tarp in my garage for six years. You've got to dial it way back.
Who else would want a record of this fever dream? PEPPER: Oh!
She could lose a couple of pounds anyways.
I can't have this fight again. I saw you ogling him.
to race back for her 3:00 staff meeting.
When Haley finally gave me a chance to hear myself think, it hit me.
Oh, but my mom's still on her way. Oh.
You left your phone on your desk.
I bought that churn out of a SkyMall catalog after three Bloody Marys.
I kind of made a habit of it.
I can't believe I agreed to ditch with you 'cause you gave me half your Brie sandwich.