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-For how long? -Three days.
Come on, how was the wedding? Was the bride radiant?
Thank you
My last five birthday wishes came true.
I can't have a drop-down. We're eye to eye. I can't go eye to chin.
Spite never sleeps!
-Why? -ln any other shoe, I lose 2 inches.
-Jerry. -You know, coffee grinder's nice...
-Nina, hi, it's Jerry. -You're sure you never slept with her?
I can't believe we went all the way to lndia for a wedding.
-Jerry, would you make the call? -What call?
You know, it's the only country that still has the plague.
Oh, come on.
You know you're not supposed to drink while you're keeping a secret.
Good one. Very funny.
I don’t know what that means
You were supposed to give me your birthday wish. Now you've wasted it.
I'm all awkward pauses. Fix me up with her.
What?
You were gonna tell me all about George.
What combination?
The reason she sent me an invitation is so I'd send a gift.
smeels a little funky. -I'm sure it's fine
I'll meet you down there.
Are you dense?
If I had to go to india, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.
Well, guess what, FDR?
And they call it the World Wide Web.
Oh, this is my fiancÈ. Pinter, say hello.
I think it's the stench of death.
You just asked me two minutes ago.
Texas is a dreadful, dreadful place.
I’m all awkward pauses.
-By flying half way around the world? -Spite never sleeps.
-I'm going to Newman's. -Great, I love Newman.
So how was the big trip?
I mean, the plague.
So what?