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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
for a real Renaissance man-
Anyone on their flow right now?
[Crowd Cheering]
I am the Snorax. I speak for the strippers!
For a one-dollar bill, you can pull down their zippers.
- They're moving in with Tanqueray. - [Gum Pops]
With the 60-inch chest! How hairy are you?
Okay, girls, pillow fight!
[Chuckles] You know, nothing cheers you up like being in a pawn shop.
The duck!
Nigger
Ladies, six of the 10 richest men in America...
It's filled with crap, just like you!
I want to show you something.
Because instead of doing our normal Space Camp activities...
Hayley doesn't want my advice anymore.
Tanqueray, wake up.
I'm completely fine. Just meet me in the car in 15 minutes.
Dad, I'm 18. I don't need your advice anymore.
But I want to go to Space Camp!
[Whooshing]
No, you need to eat a banana. You have a potassium deficiency.
your doctor and your best friend in third grade.
They don't make you buy the two-drink minimum when you're knocked up.
No, no! If she goes back to stripping, then I failed...
Whoo-hoo!
I could have been born with bashful testicles.
Is she a dry cleaning mogul?
I am a part of that segment.
[Both Screaming]
L-I meant your mother.
Jackass coked-up Armenian.