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I'm never gonna see him again.
How 'bout in the porno theater?
I'm practicing to hug everyone When I get off from work
Uh-huh. But is there anything useful we can do?
Now, when I'm found in a million years...
Whoo! Microbrewed. My guys did all right.
My arms are tired from hugging.
Malachi? It's high time I laid down a few commandments.
Daddy? I can't hold much longer.
He pretty much told me so himself.
- Then I don't know that. - Cool! Cool.
I am the Metal Lord. Who are you?
At once, sir!
Looks rickety. We better test it.
You see, the telescope is also an amplifying transmitter.
Hey! That galaxy's signaling in binary!
Fry to battle stations! Fire torpedo number three!
I'm sure their God will let them out.
Oh, how convenient. A theory about God...
Aw, I'm gonna spend eternity alone, with barely any swag!
but you can't bring him back this way.
sits at these controls every hour of every day...
Guys! You'll never believe what happened!
Well, there is perhaps one way.
Um, when you're writin' the Bible, you might want to omit that last miracle.