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His handshake...
At the Heimlich County Fair.
and let George W. put his issues...
No, you cannot. I hate communists.
See, the guy's smiling, happy, on top of the world.
I look like a jackass.
I guess I cancel your vote out.
But I bought you a leather key chain at the Coach outlet...
who doesn't pay his Discover Card bill.
Nothing to worry about, folks.
It is the most difficult dive known to man or pig:
Hello, friends.
I can't bring a communist to see the next president of the United States.
- A little before 7:00. - I have 7:00.
It's Limp
Dang it, Dale. Turn around up here.
No, no. I've got to vote.
Oh, Hank. Again?
- I can't remember. - I'll wing it.
You’re listening to Tom and Diane, on today’s Sunny 95, and we reached a Friday. It is time for the Pledge of Allegiance... Screw this Peggy. Let’s listen to another radio station, like Jack FM. They play what they want.
Yeah, I think I wanted the corn on a stick.
I'm hungry, too.
And I'll give you the pants I just bought you for Christmas.
You might as well give up your citizenship.
- What's wrong, Hank? - Oh, my God!
- I have two minutes. - One minute.