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It's Felix!
Maybe it's autocorrected.
Maybe he's out partying with Mr. Fischoeder, his new buddy.
Uh, uh, before I die,
Okay, you know, I'm starting to get a little worried about him.
Don't want to... die.
Flip it open! Really? You have a flip phone?
get off your boats, get in the water and then drown.
You see that way up there above your head?
Nope. Just back to our boring, crappy lives
Maybe that's not what he meant to type.
♪ Farewell, cruel world, looks like I'll die alone ♪
Linda! It's loud.
Oh, look at those nimble, hairy little toe-men go.
A burial at sea... it's what the carousel would've wanted.
I tried to write, "Felix has us under the pier."
Where is Dad anyway?
With the water this high, we can finally go to the bathroom
Quick! Someone untie us!
Well, who gets to yell at whom now?
Yup, that's his butt's voice.
Sort of. Oh, we could text Linda!
texting you to ask you what I'm doing for the rest of my life.
I won't let you ruin my dream.
Mom, you got a text! You're blowing up!
"Fanny, you can't shoot people."
I'm calling his bluff, Bob.
You'll be Calvin... Crabs, the stupidest dead person in the world.
Oh, my God! Teddy was right!
- No. - Yes!
That 911 operator did not like us, Bob.