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Why would you go all the way to the Poconos to P.F. Chang's
so he'd definitely be wrapped up in this.
(CHUCKLING)
Okay, Heart-Shaped Jewelry Is Not Something That A Woman Buys For Herself
go to church, try to do one nice thing per day.
Swear too much.
There what is?
But you know what? Joke's on you 'cause I know Morse Code.
You know what? We should really do something fun this week.
Okay, everybody, let's take this next hill!
Gives me freedom to improvise. It's like jazz.
Oh, man! Will you help me work out this knot? Right here.
Hey, stranger.
Does she keep perfume in her purse? Does she shower before sex?
while I'm naked.
Ever since I found out that Donna might be cheating on me,
Oh yeah. Oui, oui, oui.
So there I am minding my own business,
(CHUCKLING)
I'm going to kill him. No, I'm not. I feel... No.
Spice Girls are opening for Weird Al. Front row.
You have a bad imagination, it's stupid.
Wait, what do you mean? The other man.
If they catch us, they will rape us.
Creed's head of Quality Assurance,
I don't want to follow up on emails anymore
on a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication
That seems quick Even for lesbians
It's probably nothing.
No, I bought them myself.
She has a Pilates butt.
because I think you need to hear it. Michael...
"What the hell is that?" Hey, look at this.
What's up? I read your e-mail.
Nine dates. I said it on the second date.
It's all yours. (LAUGHS)
Jennifer: You should talk in a deeper voice
we went and got a nanny, and then we went out and took a class
Oh! Wow. Look at golfing.
You're right. I ruin everything.
Hey, tap away.
Still no plan.