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Uh, no.
Look, I am Sydney. Okay? And if you don't help me, I'm dead.
[Gasping]
# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #
I don't even touch the devil's nectar.
Tomorrow, Sydney, I'll destroy the last, most irreplaceable thing in your life-
[Sobbing]
[Southern Accent] I regret my dance card is filled for the evening...
[Roger's Voice] Dear Sydney, I just wanted to let you know...
Oh, oh, oh, yes. I believe my password is " password."
- [Speed Dialing] - Voice mail.
Sydney, he raped it.
[Judy Sobbing]
- [Answering Machine Beeps] - Stop ruining my life!
I didn't get a good look at the guy, though I did see what he did to your new tree.
- What? - The man from the clinic stopped by the store yesterday...
But they cost $ 10- 10 times my monthly budget for hand clothes.
Hate is a strong word. And accurate.
Oh, okay. Thank you.
R.S. Your sycamore had saplings. I made them watch.
Oh, finally, we can get this all out in the open. I'll start.
- Klaus, you're useless and everyone hates you. - [Gasps]
Of course you work at a Bible company, Sydney.
Yes. I find my hands get chilly when I'm, uh, out selling Bibles...
My flowery friends may be gone, but I still have my feathery ones.
- [Door Opens, Closes] - Well, that was a waste of time.
Oh, yeah. You should know, I'm a drunk.
Ha! Just like my missing glove.
#The sun and the rain and the apple seed ##
- I'm a dead man! - No. This is perfect.
You have to go to the break room and use the employee's mirror.
Now, did you find my glove?
[Machines Humming]
And thanks to your wonderful salesgirl here, I'll take them.
Oh, Judy.
Wait. Have you not moved since I left?
But you can still salvage my love by finding my other glove.
Hey, that's it. I require letters and numbers.
Damn you, Hasbro!
What? Where did you go?
As part of the family. Beloved.
Oh, she works at a department store.
Look at this card. Premium 80-pound matte card stock, the letters are raised.
that I'm gonna make you pay for stealing from me until the day you die!
There's only... one way out of this.
Wow. Torching this dump almost feels like I'm doing him a favor.
As part of the family. Beloved.
and the transvestite who pooped mozzarella dinosaurs."
Oh, yeah. You should know, I'm a drunk
- What do you mean? - I'm gonna get even with that scumbag...
# Oh, the Lord is good to me #
Time to dish out a little street justice.
[Sighs] Want to... go get dinner?
- [Answering Machine Beeps] - Stop ruining my life!
- No, it's not. - [Crying]
I don't know. But wherever it was, I am their king now.
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