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Hate is a strong word. And accurate.
Oh, don't worry, Sydney. You will be alone...
- May I help you? - Yes. I'm looking for a Judy Panowitz.
Anyway, I found out where this Sydney guys works, where he lives, even his phone number.
Death Wish was a movie.
[Simon Beeping]
- [Roger] Hello? - Stop this! Please stop doing this! You're killing me!
Yes, you're the dumbest person I've ever met. And I'm Sydney.
## [Big Band]
- And I still have two years left on my AppleCare. - [Simon Beeping]
# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]
Death Wish style.
- I'm Judy. - I'm Sydney. Sydney Huffman.
Still, miles.
Still, miles.
#And so I thank the Lord #
[Snoring]
There's you and there's Johnny Appleseed.
Sir, your card was declined because you exceeded your credit limit.
It's my voice mail. You're not supposed to wear stupid after Labor Day.
Starring charles bronson
Yes, we all wear metaphorical masks to hide our true selves in an impersonal modern society.
- No, it's not. - [Crying]
#And so I thank the Lord #
[Steve] Hey, what's this?
Oh, boysenberry pancakes! Somebody left me a message last night.
Bronson. Had a mustache.
And here are your test results. I couldn't even look at them.
- See, I told you guys it was addictive. - [Beeping]
[Judy Sobbing]
Enough! You have been treating us like doormats for months and we're sick and tired of it!
- Damn it, Judy. You're late. - I'm sorry, Mr. Billdocker.
Oh, yeah. You should know, I'm a drunk.
[Screams]
Just like my father.
Please, just leave me alone! [Sobbing]
Using the credit card that started it all to help me end it all.
Starring Charles Bronson. He had a mustache.
you better say "yes," or I'll kiss you till you do.
Yeah. Well, I have a little news about him.
I didn't ruin anything. You're just one of my personas gone AWOL.
Sydney, he raped it.
Your garden is looking great, Sydney!
My boyfriend, Rico, got drunk and buried me alive.
I know you came in last night and edited the Bible from your computer.
[Roger's Voice] That's when I came up with a brilliant scheme.
How Do You Do? A Young's Man's Guide To Manners.
Did I donate it to that soldier I read about who lost his arm in Iraq?
- For God's sake, Roger, get up. - [Moaning]
[Music Stops]
[Roger's Voice] Dear Sydney, I just wanted to let you know...
Now if you will excuse me, I am late for my daughter's arranged wedding.