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- See, I told you guys it was addictive. - [Beeping]
I actually liked that dumb girl.
Listen, I want to call off the hit on Roger Smith.
You're Sydney? What do you think I am, stupid?
Like what Katie Holmes used to have.
- I see a diamond ring for $5,000. - What?
No. No, no. That's not true. Judy, that guy is putting the screws to me!
I mean, he just, uh-
And if that wasn't bad enough, then he broke up with me.
- [Roger] Hello? - Stop this! Please stop doing this! You're killing me!
Oh, Judy.
[Gasps] My tequila! That worm had a name!
Sincerely, Roger Smith.
[Southern Accent] I regret my dance card is filled for the evening...
Yeah? Well, Sydney would never talk to me like that.
[Music Stops]
[Screeching]
[Sobbing]
That's genius. I think I can sound like him.
Listen, I want to call off the hit on Roger Smith.
The last two months, your selfish behavior has gotten out of control.
Klaus, I'm in trouble. I spent all week taking revenge on a guy.
And suddenly, I had another brilliant scheme.
You just need to call off the hit.
Okay.
you constantly raid the fridge and drink all my Five Alive.
My little sycamore. What did he do?
[Chorus] #Good morning, U.S.A. ##
Did I donate it to that soldier I read about who lost his arm in Iraq?
That explains everything. But I don't care if you created me. I want to live.
[Gasps] My tequila! That worm had a name!
that I'm gonna make you pay for stealing from me until the day you die!