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Judy, would you do me the modest favor of making me the happiest man on earth?
Bet ya she's the broad you bought the ring for.
# Oh, the Lord is good to me #
Wow, I hear ya.
Oh, Sydney. I was so wor-
Roger, we have to talk. This family has a problem.
- That'll be $700. - The store clerks knew me as Sydney Huffman.
[Roger's Voice] I knew if I could win her confidence, I'd be able to get that key.
But I'm sure you're fine.
Sir, your card was declined because you exceeded your credit limit.
[Sydney] You're just gonna abandon her, you monster?
Wait. That's it. Now I remember how all this began.
You just need to call off the hit.
and the transvestite who pooped mozzarella dinosaurs."
It was two months ago and I was coming home...
and then disappear all day so you can run around as one of your ridiculous personas.
Oh, oh, oh, yes. I believe my password is " password."
eat my dust!
And I probably charged it to me.
You have to go to the break room and use the employee's mirror.
I didn't want to get my eyes dirty! [Sobbing]
My flowery friends may be gone, but I still have my feathery ones.
[Beeping]
# For giving me the things I need #
Klaus saved us all.
No, sir, Mr. Stashwyk. There will never be anotherJohnny.
- Do you know Sydney Huffman? - I sure do.
# Good morning, U.S.A. #
You take our clothes without asking...
- [Beeps] - Sydney, this is Roger Smith. You screwed with the wrong guy.
Judy, would you do me the modest favor of making me the happiest man on earth?
- [Beeping] - [Line Ringing]
R.S. Your sycamore had saplings. I made them watch.
- [Beeps] - Sydney, this is Roger Smith. You screwed with the wrong guy.
still hasn't shown up on my bill.
Sydney.
Just phone the guy, pretend you are your alter ego.
- [Gasps] Sydney. - Oh, yeah. You should know, I'm a drunk.
#And he's shining a salute to the American race #
Sydney, this is Roger Smith. You screwed with the wrong guy.
Roger. I know you're in there.