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who added his name to my credit card.
Enough! You have been treating us like doormats for months and we're sick and tired of it!
- That'll be $700. - The store clerks knew me as Sydney Huffman.
from a night of drinking and shooting dice with Armenians.
I didn't get a good look at the guy, though I did see what he did to your new tree.
in the world couldn't rain on Sydney Huffman's parade.
Wow. They're still playing that dumb-ass game.
All right, girls. Yoga time.
Look. I found this in Sydney's address book.
Yes, you're the dumbest person I've ever met. And I'm Sydney.
You're familiar with the first line of Genesis, right?
Wait. You haven't seen the yellow light yet.
Have a stupendous day!
Ha! Just like my missing glove.
Oh, my God. I took a hit out on myself.
[Sydney's Voice] What? You spent 700 bucks just to steal $ 10 gloves?
Oh, petunia, the last few days have been the worst of my life.
[Sydney] The password is "password one."
#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #
Those are my gloves- the ones I bought when I metJudy.
Please, God, let their mannequins have nipples, but not heads.
- I'm a woman. - I don't wanna fight. Just run the card, dude.
Look. I found this in Sydney's address book.
Sydney, it happened last night, but you weren't around!
Uh, guys? Hello?
- [Cooing] - Oh, boy, the gang's all here today.
But I couldn't get close to that key.
And that guy turned out to be a runaway alter ego of mine.
It's my voice mail. You're not supposed to wear stupid after Labor Day.
[Roger's Voice] Shut up!
Oh. An old game I found under the couch when we moved it.
I got little Miss Fuss-shine here. So call me back with the password or Roger Smith is dead.
Sir, I can't have you lying on the floor and making phone calls.
There's you and there's Johnny Appleseed.
# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]
- [Gasps] You're playing Simon! - [Low Beep]
once I have a little chat with your girlfriend.
Oh, my God!
## [Whistling " Pennsylvania 6-5000"]
And suddenly, I had another brilliant scheme.
Well, that's it. He's never gonna stop.
- I see a diamond ring for $5,000. - What?
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 7 x 7 = 1568
Come on. Let's go to the fridge to check on the bologna situation.
Oh, good. You can tell me the password so I can call off the hit.
[Screeching]