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Alas, the case was locked. And the key was with the shop girl.
[Roger's Voice] That's when I came up with a brilliant scheme.
[Screaming]
I reek of week-old urine and I am ashamed of that.
That gentleman has the wrong Sydney.
[Gasping]
still hasn't shown up on my bill.
[Crying]
Peaches and cream! Why do I always wake up feeling hungover?
Huh?
I hear ya loud and clear. And I guess all I can say is...
I know you came in last night and edited the Bible from your computer.
I got little Miss Fuss-shine here. So call me back with the password or Roger Smith is dead.
## [Humming]
And suddenly, I had another brilliant scheme.
- Sydney Huffman. - Cosigner? I never authorized a cosigner!
I'm the sap. I'm Sydney!
Oh, she works at a department store.
[Crying]
- Oh, Sydney. - Try it on, my begonia.
Now somebody has a pair.
Three days and nearly every piece of Sydney's life is in shambles.
[Moaning Drunkenly]
[Beeping]
So every day for the next few weeks, I visited Judy as Sydney.
That's okay. I have both.
Death Wish was a movie.
Just phone the guy, pretend you are your alter ego.
- I'm a woman. - I don't wanna fight. Just run the card, dude.
- [Speed Dialing] - Voice mail.
Some have suggested the warmth of an Irish coffee.
#And he's shining a salute to the American race #
[Screaming]
That's the beauty of it. Both of us can live...
## [Whistling " Pennsylvania 6-5000"]
Aw, cheese and crackers!
Well, that's what you get for letting jerks treat you like garbage.
Sir, I would never tamper with the word of the Lord.
- Prepare to have your life destroyed! - [Beeps]
When I pop the big " Q' this Saturday...
Oh, look. This must be a photo of the sap.
I mean, he just, uh-
- Do you know Sydney Huffman? - I sure do.
But as I don't partake of the devil's nectar, I've decided upon gloves.
- Simon? Is that Simon? - What's Simon?