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Seriously, like, he seems a little robotic...
Now, stay cool. It’s a hot one out there today.
case dismissed.
in our new segment, "Are you there, perd-verts?
"'Tommy-edamame' is back on the grid.
Sometimes I like to throw in LinkedIn,
Podcasts. There are a million of 'em,
You know where we're going.
it's over.
didn't Japanese people invent this?"
then our kindergartens, and before you know it,
Now, stay cool
Great news: Lots of old people have chlamydia.
Some of you might remember that I was here before.
Okay, I guess we're going there.
based on the fact that my name is Perd.
Perd, I'd like to apologize.
A deer jumped in front of the car,
than some feeble government employee in a robe.
and say a bunch of stuff you don't believe?
and then a bear jumped in front of the deer!
And you were texting at the time, correct?
Okay, this is great, just make sure
isn't going that great.
This is no joke.
I just got back from that Dude Ranch with Ricky.
- were you alone in your car? - Yes.
- Hey, can I ask you a question? - Mm.
What are you going to say out there?
for the strategy session tomorrow.
with Kim Kardashian,
Safe sex for everybody!
That wasn't worth saying.
There are some statistics
I'm proud of you,
but how many of you out there are sexually active?
The truth is
Okay.
Thank you very much, Marshall.
It means that I have been formally disciplined
They're killing me in the press.
The story of that commercial break is
we are not so concerned with pregnancy.
Also, seniors can be pretty ornery.