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When you do get your phone back,
It's actually a guy named Brad that's a teacher in Pittsburgh.
This...That's Happening Here... Is Not Allowed
I have two partners, often at the same time.
Because that's happening to me.
No, sir. All systems are operational.
♪ I'm Marshall Langman and I'm here to say ♪
Man, you are just a machine.
You have to bury them way down deep inside.
For the professional shawties
but we're from Ohio. We're tough.
Oh, no! They got you!
have the highest rates of teen pregnancy and STDs.
you could practically cook an egg on the sidewalk.
This is the work of a lunatic.
and doglegs sharply to the left?
so let's stare at the fire in silence.
you will not stare at it
Marcia is motivated, calculating, and hyper-vigilant,
I want to jump on that caboose. Choo choo!
- Heart attack. - Falling in love.
Tell that to the folks at Pier 1,
I had no idea how much you had in your system.
Sometimes, I like to throw in LinkedIn
Where are we going, Ron?
Jean-Ralphio and I have one called "Nacho average podcast,"
Here's our educational pamphlet.
Cool beans.
- I'll try to help. - You're the greatest.
- My iPhone? - No.
So? It's fun, and I like it.
Look, we all want the same thing, right?
What's bookmarks?
Suddenly, you're on the Mars Attacks page.
Look, we need an emergency task force meeting.
That doesn't really apply here.
I was tweeting.
Howdy.
Ann, please do not lecture me about acting like myself.
You want me to act like myself?
We won't just survive these dark times,