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¶ He loved religion. ¶
(cool jazz music playing)
¶ I'm in heaven ¶
Kids, there's only one way into Heaven.
Great idea. I decree that all with good souls are welcome
We will open Heaven to the deserving atheists.
We're U.S. paratroops.
I'd like to talk about someone who should be in Heaven:
LISA: ...zero in the Buddhist calendar,
Eh... Normandy beach.
I'd recommend getting rid of.
I can hear you.
Please, somebody, think of the elephants!
(groans) American fool. They'll see right through you.
Well, you know, Lord, if you want more people here,
¶ Le jour de gloire est arrivé ¶
The trick is I'm secretly clinically depressed.
¶ And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak... ¶
Not bad.
but when a fish knife needs to be placed just so,
What? I'm just sayin'.
¶ I want less, I want less ¶
So, a lot of them, yes.
(deep voice): You're wasting your lives, man.
Rats!
And my sales pitch strongly implied that wouldn't happen.
¶ Heaven ¶
Neddy, you're coloring inside the lines.
Whee! Over.