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I'm gonna cram an entire evening's worth of drinking
[J.D.] I know you can't look because Carla's here,
Anyway, the key is doing something to get noticed.
And our passion is so loud that they can hear it all the way in the distillery.
- They're called boxers, Carla. - They're satin, J.D.
aid recovery, or help patients deal with pain. You are married.
I just want you to open up, you know, emotionally, spiritually.
- Hey, buddy. - Hey!
Do you remember how close we used to be?
It’s like Peddling in hummus
Sweetie, are you aware of who I live with?
- I love you. - I love you.
OK, fine.
Let's forget that hypnosis is used to lower bleeding,
- I like red. - You do?
Maybe they'll put it in Almost Magazine.
Yeah, but in there, it's crazy.
- J.D. And I keep it superficial. - Love the superficial.
- Dig. Dig. Dig. - Do it. Do it.
You always side with the wife, even if she's got a case of the crazies.
[J.D.] A wise man once said the human spirit can overcome any obstacle.
though his friends are playing football?
- No. - Whips?
I'm about to ruin my career by plunging a knife into a conscious person.
[J.D.] And suddenly, you realize you've taken something as far as it can go.
This is great. I'm being assisted by a magician.
Irrelevant, not having a daughter.
... or you're trying to get your boyfriend to open.
- That one's new. - Why don't you try a higher gear?
Instead of running a triathlon,
Quit fooling around with those guys and get down here! Wha-hyah!
Elliot, I'm 30 years old, I'm single, I'm homeless