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Oh! Today I am truly an American citizen.
Even the Simpson family immigrated to America. Right, Grandpa?
Okay. Here are your fraudulent documents, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon.
Sweet dreams, Smokey.
Say, let's take a relaxed attitude toward work and watch the baseball match.
Uh-huh. Great story, son.
But why does the American flag have precisely 47 stars?
But immigration is what America's all about.
You see, it turns out I am an American citizen after all.
There was so much I wanted to see and to do and to have done to me.
11 x 109 = 1199
Cotton Mather-
Lisa, I want to buy your rock.
Down with taxes.! Down with taxes.!
Everyone's gonna be just fine, as long as I've got enough beers.
A freaking country bear jamboree!
- That's specious reasoning, Dad. - Thank you, honey.
But I'm not gonna take it! Who's with me?
I don't have time for the secret knock!
Smooth!
Don't forget Ganesha.
Hey. Say something again.