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It's like you could take your bed and just crush it in your hands.
Yeah. Real nice.
Frank, didn't I use to talk about his hands?
Hand modeling? No.
Can you spare 2 tickets For an old buccaneer?
- Ray. - He was it.
Ten years too late for your swashbuckling, Seinfeld
- What, you're going? - Yeah.
- We're finished. - Really? What happened?
Well, it got me fired from the benefit committee.
It just completely changes the relationship.
Look what you've done. You've spilled my bag.
In two months' time, everybody's gonna be wearing the pirate look.
Tell it to the audience.
Thank you. I...
We're going out to eat tonight with your father.
-George likes the bananas. -So let him have bananas on the side!
He was not master of his domain.
- George likes the bananas. -So let him have bananas on the side!
There's no comeback for that
You are his successor.
Don't hand them to me with the point facing out!
I don't feel comfortable handing out bologna sandwiches in the building.
Listen carefully.
- Are you crazy?! Are you crazy?! - What? What?
I agreed to wear it.
Oven mitts?
Yeah, but you're supposed to be a compassionate person...
Why don't you wanna take a civil-service test?
- He said he might help at the benefit. - Great.
This is a one-in-a-million hand.
I have an important photo session in the morning.
Why'd you put the bananas in there?
Stress is very damaging to the epidermis.
- What's that? - Excuse me?
All right. I gotta get going.