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And in my office.
♪ People always ask me, "Gunther ♪
- Mr. and Mrs. Squalor! - [Violet] Olaf is here!
Children, here are things you should know.
All aboard for the suburbs and other less-exciting destinations.
I'm putting the orphans in doggy bag to take home.
Jerome, I need you to put the children into pinstripe suits
[scoffs] It's my first day in the city, but it's not my first day in the city.
[babbles]
I hope we find the Quagmires soon and that these ropes are sturdy.
I can't believe Olaf found us so quickly.
- How was the tour? - It was thorough.
[Gunther] Beautiful, no?
♪ You gotta keep chasing your schemes ♪
Oh, no, no, pretty lady, please. Just a money shot.
Something tells me the Squalors won't be as helpful as we need them to be.
- In. - Yes.
[Esmé] Limousine, take us to a restaurant that is actually in.
I wanted to adopt you the moment I heard about the fire.
would love to hear about a man from a foreign country singing in a restaurant.
that your friends' eyes will roll back in their heads.
The episode you are about to watch,
given your track record.
♪ Look away, look away ♪
She was a remarkable woman.
They're not twins.
Dark is in, light is out. Stairs are in, elevators are out.
you might feel nervous because you do not know how it ends.
We are anxious.
Jacquelyn, I'm having some tsuris with my three-hole punch!
You almost hit me!
Pretty please?
Are you kidding? We're booked through February.
Count Olaf won't be able to get in or out of this building.
Starving people can't eat money.
Plus, if we give money to poor people,
Wait until the readers of the Daily Punctilio see this.
We'll take the block-long limousine to get there.
Tiny vase can shatter into a million pieces and hit your eye.
[babbles]
seeing as they've finally put on some in suits.
I'll never forgive myself.
- I promise. - Oh, thank God.
I have taken an unpaid sabbatical from my job as a school librarian
[Olivia] "The Baudelaire orphans are this season's fashionable accessories
- I have been reading. - That's usually the first step.
Soon all of you orphans will be in my clutches.
but you do not know about the deep and dangerous pit nearby,
Step this way, orphan boy,
Number two, I am gonna make you a nice, cold martini. Come this way.