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Stupid news hair!
Well, in the interview, Mr. Cheney tells me all about how the-
we've made a mockery of n-nununews reporting.
Now, if it's more of a lucid, speedy kind of high you're looking for, I do also carry the Daytab Cold and Flu.
and when all the ideas start coming, just write 'em down. We might not remember everything otherwise.
Yeah! We should make up a bunch of reports about how dangerous it is to be alive.
It should be Sexy News.
Does... Does this mean we're still gonna get cancelled?
Dude, Stan, you all right?
All the students love it. It's an incredible idea called Close-up Animals With a Wide Angle Lens.
No doubt that if I were a little older, I would be aroused.
Yeah, Jimmy's right. I know we can come up with way better ideas than Craig.
We're in fourth grade, Timmy. We don't even know what ethical means.
Oooo, hang on, Jimmy, it looks like Kyle has the jinx on some students' bathroom habits.
This surveillance footage shows a group of troubled kids getting all the smack they want from a pharmacist!
All right, so after my report on the unsanitary conditions of the school cafeteria,
Look, Token, I, I know the guys are having trouble bringing this up with you,
Hohhh, it's all think and g-gooey.
Crab people.
Go play with yourself, Craig.
and what we see now is a happier school, 100% cough medicine-free.
No tornadoes, Eric, but interestingly enough, there is a low-pressure storm moving in over the Park County Valley.
Behind the school!
All right, Sexy Action School News Team, it's time to go to work.
One testicle!
that we would never let anything jeopardize our integrity! Well our integrity is jeopardized!