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Matthew, what are you doing?
I am gonna show you gentlemen how this thing is done.
Oh, my Lord! Oh, God.
This is Dave apithecus erectus. One of the very few in captivity.
All right? Fine.
Oh, yeah, but that takes me, like, two hours.
This is an office. Hey, lighten up! Can't a guy relax a little?
A thousand thank yous for filling in on such short notice.
he's, like, the greatest guy on the face of the Earth, right?
It was more "funny boo-hoo, that totally sucked."
Excuse me? What?
but did somebody recently tell you you were funny or something?
My mom has a ball of string that's over two stories tall.
Well, the last time I checked.
No, sir, that's-- that's-- that's obviously supposed to be 1983.
You know, the one about the-- The one you didn't laugh at?
Make room. Why don't you go ahead and push all the way up to the desk there.
Well, hello there.
I just-- Sometimes I just hate him so much.
Not a single person asked to have their picture taken with Mikey the Microphone.
[ All Chattering ] Oh, pass!
His diet consists of black coffee and sarcasm.