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All right, she's gone.
I didn't even come close.
- ♪ ♪ - (indistinct conversations)
It made me feel like my best years are behind me.
Ladies, you're looking wealthy tonight.
As someone who didn't watch the news in 2009
I went to the Fancington's Academy for Insufferable Girls.
Well, I'm not used to wearing rings above the waist,
You wanted me to?
I'm not fishing it out of his pants, 'cause I'm into chicks.
♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
And football.
I'd Rollerblade--
(mellow jazz playing)
I've been waiting for you, Georgie.
♪ ♪
Surprisingly soulful balladeer.
I mean, it's Quagmire-- you know how he feels about you.
Well, I... I wanted you to try.
Okay, right. Not pizza.
♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
Well, if we're going in the car, that means I can take the iPad.
(song ends)
Enchanté. I'm a pilot and I read books.
- Then how did this happen? - Well, I'm a platinum member
♪ Before it gets too cold ♪
when he came into our lives carrying a pizza we bought.
All our husbands were Christmas suicides.
♪ Was starting to take hold ♪
Why don't you just look at all the ones in this house?
What's going on with you?
who moved her chair four times because of the air conditioning
- (knocking) - Oh, pizza man's here.
Was that, "This is the honeymoon," comma, "sweet"?
There are cameras everywhere.