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I know. Your mother is gonna find out we had pizza.
Look, if you wanted a decent guy
Well, I have been dying to see that new Rebel Wilson movie.
Hey, I hate to be the bearer of bad shoes,
So what if he drinks too much?
♪ He's gonna take a stringy bite ♪
I-I can't believe this.
- Is that guy still on the can? - I'll check.
let the clowns have at him?
You guys can do whatever you want.
What is this, Mutters Against Drunk Driving?
♪ ♪
I'm not a one-gal guy.
Several.
and my desktop computer.
Okay, I'll text Bonnie about that later.
Oh, no. It's his band.
Oh, my God, that means Mom will find out.
Ladies and gentleman, this is your brunch captain speaking.
and I cheated on her with the woman
so my hair dryer, my iron, my free weights--
Well, what can I say? I'm a lucky woman.
♪ ♪
mixed with hearing loss from going to the gun range too much.
- The end. - (door opens)
No Peter no McDonald's Swiper no swiping aw mannnn
and I didn't invite you.
and doesn't care for Tom Hanks films,
like we're in an '80s commercial.