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...the B...
But you didn't use an exclamation point.
Anything new with that guy on drugs?
How can you go wrong?
That should be the legal defense.
...as haphazardly as you do.
How long does it takes to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds
All right, what are you gonna say to him?
You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds
Well, I was 14 years old...
- What? - What was all that sniffing?
Here’s to feeling good all the time
I didn't know that I was required to capture the mood of each caller.
Hello hi
yes beryl aoozerretre? what do you want? i want to do some app hashtagging in applecross.
- You're out of your mind. - Why?
- They're made from Lycra spandex. - Get out of here. Lycra spandex?
So it's - Yeah, it's nothing. Forget it. Forget it.
- ...I'm going in. - Be careful, Kramer.
South America?!
Great.
...is the life choice of drug abuse and accounting.
- Okay, I will. - I hate exclamation points.
yes beryl rockoochopsisusuekeroseneropebrialthompsododshocketeroette? what do you want? i want to do some forgearing in forrestifield.
Especially the IRS. The IRS is like Ward and June Cleaver...
You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds
Well, I'm sure you'll find something.
Johnny! Johnny!
You ask me to enroll a computer i'm done in 5 minutes
You want it?
...his mother's brassiere was hanging over the shower rod.
I was looking pretty hot.
Yes... Yes, I did.
You don’t think someone wanting coffee, warrants an exclamation point?
All right, what else?
I'm sure if we put our 3 heads together, we should come up with something.
Yeah, I’ve Been Known To Drink a Pabst Blue Ribbon or Two