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I got you a soft pretzel dog! Screw your goddamn soft pretzel, you son of a bitch!
Dude, is that a war crime?
Charlie pushed me in front of a goddamn car. That's what happened.
I hammered your nose because you disqualified me for no good reason.
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Hey, what were you hoping to accomplish with this?
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- There's always a plan, buddy. - Why didn't you tell me about this? What's the plan?
Yeah. We need it for pregaming. I am not watching this game sober.
This is gonna be a good one, dude. He's gonna have such good seats. Go, go, go! Go!
Okay, Mr. Reynolds. On what grounds are you contesting these tickets?
We're talking about the Phillies here. Leave that for other shit.
Your Honor, so my friend here pushed me in front of a moving car. No big deal.
The bug bomb bastards took 'em!
But I really like Ryan Howard. You're kissin' Chase Utley, and that's it.
Stop sending me that pic
Okay. Fair enough, Your Honor. I will bring this story to a close very soon.
by throwing each other in front of cars...
- Who are these people? - Oh, uh, these people are here to corroborate my story.
They built it 'cause Phillies fans hammer people all the time! That's a known tunnel.
I can't read every flyer that gets slipped under the door!
but I think, um, we're really owed compensation for the entire ordeal.
Okay, I think it's important to figure out which player I want to kiss...
We're gonna do a Charlie One-Two, all right? You're gonna do this, okay?