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I had cake for lunch.
If I were shot in the head, I'm pretty sure everything would be fine.
Just 4:00 and you are gone for good.
I'm not going to start improv at level one.
Okay. Okay?
From now until Thursday, your priority is knitting. Knit like the wind!
Everybody gets dumped, Gabe.
What?
Erin, listen to me.
And she still is.
You're not leaving tomorrow.
Thank you. Like a butler.
So I've been meaning to tell you.
What town do Holly's parents live in?
Oh.
Keep talking.
I can't sit here and tell you that he's gonna be a success.
or put a hole here and stick pens in it.
They have the lowest opinion of me of anybody
Yeah, cupcakes, that's what I said.
If you want some boring, white bread clock-watcher,
Is that it?
I "rove" you all.
take my favorite truck, sure.
You in tight pants, Michael, are a salami to a black bear.
Phyllis.
He has the lowest opinion of me of anybody.
No.
and you are smart.
this is not going to be your last day at the office.
No. No. I'm on a sale...
Kevin? Andy.
"The dictionary defines 'superlative'
I'm not sure.
The three of us have all been chairmen before.
Well, you know, Michael, I have a brother in Boulder.
No!
to have a special moment with everybody.
Okay, well, you should give him
Fudge it up.
Well, no, he hates jams.
Hello there.
I mean, who would buy that?
All right.
and I could use some backup.
Okay, that's so weird!
You're like a giant walking salami.
It's a good shredder. It just keeps breaking.
I just told everyone I used to work with... I just told them
"Everybody likes the guy who offers them a stick of gum."
Should we get toppings?
And as for today, just a typical day.
I think we should just save the goodbyes for tomorrow.
Is that it?
Especially if you think that life would be better without legs!
If I wanted the dictionary definition, I'd buy a dictionary.
Well, if he's not gonna make it,