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I wasn't ready. This is how Houdini died.
I don't care how they say it in New Glarence, Wisconsin...
Does anyone have more Areola Pink? I only have one tube.
I'm fine, Cheezborger. Hi, Penny Ling! Hi Cheezborger. Why is two voices? Because I'm peeing longest on bush. Cheezborger, let me see. Thank you for peeing, Cheezborger. You're welcome, Penny Ling.
Roger, you had no right coming to that class and sketching me.
...I'm also the Jamaican ambassador.
Come on. You can't give me a ticket. You just can't.
If you were a liar, you might say you were enjoying your coffee.
I was a real somebody.
Everyone's gonna laugh at me.
And I have nothing to be ashamed of.
I guess I just always pictured myself...
I guess I just always pictured myself with a somebody.
Stan, this place is so fancy.
You should have heard Francine on the phone.
No more excitement, no more power. I'm back to being a nobody.
... there was something about Stan ticketing people that turned me on.
2 x 2 x 2 x 109 = 872
You think you got a shot, porn star? Then bring it.
- Coffee Pal, you've done it again. - You can't go out dressed like that.
...as a meter maid.
I didn't raise a hussy.
...then you're as stupid as your house is ugly.