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We're gonna be able to afford that paint job after all.
So that's my story. You can pass judgment if you want.
Man, I'm higher than a king snake in a sugar-cane tree.
It's okay, I'm used to doing without.
Be a shame if you were to wake up one day...
God.
- I have a meeting to get to. - Well, you're out of luck.
- Man, he was really afraid of you. - It's called respect, cupcake.
Why not? Who the hell are you? You're just a nobody.
But I remember it like it was a week ago yesterday.
Oh, well, we hired celebrity Jamaican house-painter Belmonpau.
Punching a meter maid. It's like punching a fat person.
... as long as they kept coming.
And now I'm a nobody again...
Didn't you say your nudity empowered you?
Just being passive-aggressive.
Oh, we're so glad to have you, Hayley. I know it's not easy to pose nude.
I appreciate you saying that, bro.
Nice.
She thinks she married a nobody.
Paper is weak and you are strong.