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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
And let's hope this one was an Asparagus IPA.
He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
- to my current job... - Well, bully for you.
This spot is reserved for the brewery mascot.
- Well, it isn't. It's a joke. - It's no joke for him, Dad.
Greg in the Window, brought to you by
Lucky there's a family guy
Mark Wahlberg is one of our finest producers!
but everyone else's kids around you, too?
K-nine. K-nine.
K-nine. K-nine. K-nine.
The parade is tomorrow, but already the giant balloons
Pawtucket Patriot:
'Cause he's a dog.
We have an active shooter!
And how's that?
Uh, no, I don't think that'd be a good idea.
And here comes the marching band,
And the other day, I even got to hang out
And the other day, I even got to hang out
I want you to autograph my stomach.
Okay, we're gonna go up to people and give a dollar
That's a real thing, kids. Listen to your mothers.
There's, uh, there's more running
Coming up, uncomfortable pause
K-nine. K-nine. K-nine.
- you can call us "Beila." - Or "Shert."
What do you mean? This isn't my fault.
You know what? I forgot my bag.
in front of their still-developing children.
So, technically, you don't even exist.
- Aah! - So, who are these new bosses?
Okay, fine, but do me a favor: don't spit on my friend.
Still buy the beer, though.
where dads who are really hurting will be vomiting
Look for us in the low-trafficked corner of Macy's
She may be gone, but her voice will live on
- Hey! - What?
zam
I'd like to introduce myself.
by Donald Trump's children.
Come on, bro. Bro.
And I'm sorry I shot your balloon.
I-I, uh... I'm-I'm just here for an event.
We're splitting the job because one of the shareholders'
and I'm here with one of the biggest mascots
in the middle of your table.
Jane lists her hobbies as baton twirling
Well, how do you know I wasn't telling my wife a story
nothing more than a small cube.
Uhp, that's also from the Internet.
- No, I wasn't. - Yes, you were.
Hops! Hops! Hops!
was married by 40, we'd get hitched.
It is you, Peter.
Now, some of you may find the idea
narrated by Al Gore.
I repeat, we have an active shooter!