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He shot me! I mean, if we're doing things fair here, then...
I thought they were anybody's Diet Coke!
Where the hell do you get off
No, I just want to make sure your safety's on.
God! You're a terrible father!
* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *
Nobody
by Mazda.
I just... I hope he's willing to hear me out, you know?
I went to your house,
Well, I want a new drug.
The viewer wants to be raped.
It's-it's like Dylan just held a mirror up to me,
You're on a show... I'm a writer.
Birds! Quail! Pheasant!
You're gonna go to that lunch,
who actually has a grown-up haircut.
* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *
For what? For this!
[screams] son of a bitch
Have I told you that we're all friends again?
But how do I know he won't just hurt me again?
that writes for him,
Listen, Tevin, I think I just need more time
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Zac Sawyer?
classical, tap, jazz.
And-and you know what's weird?
and just waste them?
Tell my assistant I fell asleep with a condom on again,
Okay, so we got to come up with a story
Should've taken the shot, fat-ass.
Don't be stupid.
Is that Rite Aid- brand whiskey?
I'm the worst father ever.
Uh, I'm assuming you.
Hey, Dad!
do I slit my wrists this way or this way?
Yeah, you know, Stewie, I've been thinking about it.
Now you're asking the right questions.
Look it up on the Internet.
So I'm gonna kill myself
* All the things that make us
Hey... hey, Dylan.
He said he can't believe he was so selfish.