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What's wrong, babe? You okay? You sad? Sad monkey?
- Theta. - Totally.
Excuse me, do you know where the bathroom is? I have to do a very mysterious thing in there.
Yeah, that's...
Congratulations. That's awesome.
Lilly, go mail the bids.
You can sweep the chimney. Won't that be nice?
Wait!
Natalie, rules are rules.
We always wanted to have one at the Mansion,
And then from there we're gonna travel Europe,
This is my home. This is my family.
Eye contact, flattery and lots of touching.
You need your friends and your family by your side,
Oh, I've missed you guys so much.
- Is that Juicy? - Yeah, I love their stuff.
Wow, this was really good food. I hope it doesn't go straight to my butt.
You said you needed to raise money.
We should totally have a mixer with you guys sometime.
I know what guys want
So have you called Oliver yet?
Don't worry, sweetie. First-timers only get one night.
Like a loser
I'm sure he will.
Bye.
- Really? - It was amazing.
Sure, I mean, I do now.
Are you totally serious, or is this not Hef?
Hi, everybody. I'm home.
Well, what's a girl in demand going to do?
I'm Cole. Cole Trickle.
I like everything that Shelley said.
Well, let's do it.
You tried to do what?
Where my, where my... Where my Zetas at?
Yeah, have chips while you party.
I'm just saying, she should have spent the Porsche money on a nose job.
Cute smiles and heels high
Who knew steam can be hot?
- I like to rhyme. - Yeah?
This is it. We're gonna keep the Zeta house.
- Hi, girls. - Oh, my God!
have even seen their own bodies naked,
Oh, I forgot to tell you, my name is Shelley.
Push it up now
Hold on! Wait.
Oliver, I hope you think of me every once in a while, and when you do,
I'm gonna get a great job soon,
How long would the kiss usually be?
Dude, that's wild.
- Oh, last Saturday? - Yes.
Hey, it's the Zetas.
I'm really good. I'm good. Thanks.
you guys have not met your requirements for three years running now.
Are those index cards?
It was unbelievable.
Pound the gavel! Why are you dragging this out?
I will be bundled up in clothes, barely showing any flesh.
Okay, okay, he's here. Okay.
Bye.
Oh, my gosh! I am just so happy that you guys want me here.
Oh, Pooter, is it finally happening? Am I Miss November?
Hey, honey! You had me at `itchy ass cheeks` I'm in.
But, I mean, this feels more you.
Yes, you are.
Shelley! Shell-monkey!
We could have a Battlestar Galactica night. With pudding!
It's like, Hey, you wanna be my girlfriend? Sit next to me.
If this is Hef, blink once. If it isn't Hef, blink twice.
When we make plans
Then more girls'll wanna hang out with us. Hence, more pledges.
Yeah. I don't know anything about them either, so that's awesome.
Hey, Shelley, it's me.
Awesome.
One more. One more. Get your hand up. Come on! Be a Zeta.
That's the spirit!
That's it.
We shoot the pictorial, we'll have you do a 25-city tour of the United States.
Nice.
No!
Okay.
I changed.
Guys, stop. Come on, stop, stop.
Conventional Archetypes of Beauty and Their Effect on the Opposite Sex.
in their belly give it a try.
- Do you want some ketchup? - That'd be great.
We need 30 people right now to stand forward and pledge Zeta!
Wash! Wash! Wash! Wash!
God, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
You just ignore that dumb old wall.
What I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted, is that...
Actually, we need that. That's our grocery list.
No, it's no problem.
- This house is so nice! - I know.
so I have to learn things? about things? and stuff?
Awesome.
Oh, my God. Natalie, you should really go to an eye doctor.
And I'm under a lot of pressure from other sororities
So, how'd the rest of rush go? Did you guys get your pledges?
Paleolithic bake sale.
This is so awesome, you guys. That was so much fun!
So, listen, Shelley, I was wondering if maybe you'd like to have dinner sometime.
I'm just saying, you know, maybe he wants to talk first.
Hi, Shelley. Looking good.