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Oh, sweet bastard, that's good.
I met you yesterday. I was that homeless girl.
And now, let the sacrificial rites begin!
Why don't you have a drink right now?
Well, you're not a loser, Shelley. People like you. You're pretty.
Do you remember the one where the wolf huffed and puffed
Oh, my God. There's boys on our lawn.
I mean, with Colby here and with Oliver asking you out,
Like a...
I'm gonna find us a really nice place to live,
Oh, but my name is Lilly, actually.
I might let you
Come on, Pooter.
Oh, Bobby and Zach from Kappa are just dying to meet you.
She's so shy. That's Lilly, also, by the way.
Harmony, Brian Stone was all over you, girl.
No, no, no, no, she's right, Courtney. I mean, we should apologize.
- Move out of the way, man. - Move it, Junior.
You're gorgeous, Shelley. So hot!
And Oliver and I started dating again.
Where's your brace?
Just give me a second. I promise the Zetas are going up on stage.
Yes.
I know lots of old men.
And he's coming this way. What do I do?
Hef told me what you did, and I don't think it was very sisterly of you.
And here's a list of ideas I came up with for fundraisers
Oh, yes. A big range.
Natalie?
But she does drive a Porsche.
To me, this feels really unfair.
Nutmeg! Who cares? Who cares?
I don't get it.
INSTEAD OF THE MAHI-MAHI CAN I JUST GET ONE MAHI I'M NOT THAT HUNGRY
because I used to be a Playboy Bunny, but I got kicked out of the Mansion
I know what I want
Your girlfriend?
Wait, but I can really help you guys.
The word is `Metaphor`
Prettier, I guess.
B.Y.O.M.
and you can't say `ass cheeks` right?
Well, that's a meteor.
It's just not the same without you here.
Actually, it's a nursing home for senior citizens.
So Nice.
Car wash. Come get your car washed.
Run, Joanne, run!
Oh, thank you so much.
Car wash.
Where my Zetas at? Where my Zetas at?
Good morning, Marvin.
would you stand there and let me go like this
you've got refrigerator magnets stuck to your brace again.
A bunch of snooty bitches!
I know that, dipswitch. I can see that.
I mean, say what you want about her, but the girl had style.
- Are you okay? With your... - Oh, yes.
I totally understand why that saying sounds mixed-up,
I'm not really sure what I'm looking at, metalface.
She's not dumb.
Well, she is not a Zeta,
- I'm Shelley. - Nice to meet you again, Shelley.
- So nice. - So nice.
stand in the way of the Phi lota Mu.
when you say your heart is gonna fall out of your head?
for five minutes, just in the hope that we might hook up?
Playboy. God. Can you believe it?
× Lilly Just Texted Me From The Closet. She Says We're Not Misfits.
All my love, Hef.
Oh, dear.
Please move out of the Mansion immediately.
- Don't use the word elucidate. - Pretty much entirely different.
Natalie! Together we can do anything!
Oh, I wish.
- Excuse me. - Oh, thank God.
and I know that there's nothing better than just being with your sisters,
Oh, my gosh, no. I've missed you so much.
Piccata. That's another word I like.
Oh, Shelley, come on. It's not worth it, let's go.
Are you all right?
I take it all back, I take it all back.
We could have the masks, even.
Whoa.
No.
Let's do this. There's no way those bitches are getting our house.
That was not nice.
What are we supposed to do now?
Colorado, theater major... Her father owns, like, half of Aspen.
But I just want to...
I don't get it.
Being a centerfold is the highest, most prestigious honor there is.
Hi! Dinosaurs! Like, everyone saw Jurassic Park.
Are you new on campus?
the printing-press guys bought up the first batch.
You'll be back on the street selling in no time.
When they huddle in your room to let you cry on your 29th birthday I felt that.
It gave me, like, this glowing tan.
Many of our sisters are leaders on campus.
mist it a little, and that way the light will catch our tans.
So this is what it feels like to not be invisible.
Hey, Joanne, just FYI,
Sociology major from India. Everyone?
I mean, everything itched. My legs, my arms, my earlobes.
No. Bring your own mouse!
- Are we doing this? - Do it!
Back it a-back it a-back Back it on up
You got guys falling from trees for you, and it's like...
Hef's kicking me out?
For example, let's pretend that Natalie here is a man.
I'm so glad you haven't changed, Shelley.
Work it. Work it.
I'm gonna need you to blow on this.
I've got my turn ons all ready and everything.