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Hey, everyone, it's me, Hayley!
I can't get Dick Van Patten's eyes to light up.
Because people make me mad all the time for being stupid about everything!
- What are you doing? - I think it's pretty obvious.
Like this one time I was free-macing drugs in a van...
She's the one who understands you, man.
That'd be impossible. We've never even met, man.
[Woman] Hey, Stan. Thanks again for lunch yesterday.
What do you possibly think is gonna happen?
[Chuckles] Yeah. Good luck with that.
# Like the middle of the earth #
I thought that, like, two years ago, but I never said anything.
right over Betty Buckley's knockers.
Okay, no one else gets backstage.
It's a bootleg. It's Jim James at a DoubleTree before a show in Detroit.
No, don't be scared. I'm not a scary person.
[Cheering Continues, Muted]
Truth of the matter is, I sure ain't nothing special.
[Gasps] He's off the deep end.
# Gravity awake #
I put my pants on one leg at a time just like everybody else.
Mmm! Milk.
With a little help from me. The name's Abbey. Abbey Road.
# I'm smiling too #
I don't know. Maybe he'll sing to me of greater things...
at the birth of our children, instead of just punching that locker.
(MAN GURGLING SONG)
##[Rock]
Who's in here? [Screams]
# What will he dream up #
- It's clearly a turd. - Taste it.
Can I stay here tonight?
Okay, Stan. Get ready to be surprised...
Rock concert?
[Screeching]
- I thought you liked My Morning Jacket. - I do, but...
[Thinking] Idiots. Paying good money...