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Don't they know how dangerous it is to their health?
Butt out! Yeah, yeah!
You just hate...
Oh, my God!
Yes
For $2 billion, I'd handle my grandpa's balls, sir.
Okay, Eric, this is gonna be real simple.
The first successful commercial crop of tobacco
Cartman, you go ahead and do the commercial tomorrow.
Yeah! This is really their fault!
You guys, maybe we should come clean right now and tell everyone
and there'll be a big showdown until we talk about what we learned
so that tomorrow you can waltz in all by yourself
Well, let's see you try to open this door now!
Help you, fat ass! We weren't in the commercial, remember?
And cut! Great! We got it! Wrap up, people! That was fantastic!
And if it gives me cancer when I'm 80, I don't care
We work and we make cigarettes
A commercial!
Who will it be? Gentlemen, the game is on.
corrupted by those bastards!
and now they want to sacrifice me to make it look real!
You guys, I think we should bail out of this right now.
Your vacation house in Mexico, then. Whatever it is!
Don't smoke Don't ever smoke
Apparently, several people here still believe there's no proof
to put the Surgeon General's warning on their packages.
"Because I Learned Something Today."
that it wasn't the tobacco companies that made us want to smoke.
Because they know that if they give us that kid,
No, it isn't, you fat turd!
I'm warning you! Don't mess with anti-smoking groups!
to change everyone's minds,
The tobacco companies, with their millions of dollars
Smoking's got to go
Look, you are putting my life and these boys' lives in danger
Smoking's got to go
and it ain't gonna work on me.