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Try to pick up women?
Can I show you a weird thing on my leg?
It's zip.
- Work husband-slash-uncle. - Co-worker-slash-little brother.
I know that men are meant to be promiscuous because of evolution,
I'm not telling!
Lemon, I'm sorry.
I'll tell you what?
Oh, now you're telling me my Tricia's not good enough for you?
They only make obits for people they think are, you know, important...
The intelligence to understand the challenges they're going face.
So she can ride the maid.
What? Why?
When I'm dead, that's what I'll leave behind?
Or better yet, go home to Mom!
I don't need my glasses.
What the... what?
My skull!
Diabetes. Thank God I didn't... anybody.
that would be the stupidest thing since the following segue.
Damn it. I knew you'd fail the test of chaos.
It's me, your daughter! Elizabeth Lemon!