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They do? Well, then, I need to see mine.
Hi, sweetheart.
Read back what we have so far.
Why can't they see how idiotic they look?
Like who?
Female Body Inspectors.
Why does everything smell like onions?
Maybe they'd stop calling him a "bald wang"
Yes. Jack is back!
'Cause then everybody calls her "Tina",
you eat my parasites.
It doesn't matter. That's how the world sees me.
"Ideas to change Mr. Jordan's headline."
I don't know any of my lines!
"Joanne"? Okay!
Well, I look forward to visiting her and her wife on their farm.
I won't do it!
Try to deny me an obit now, you jags!
that would be great because my arms looked fantastic!
A two-time CableACE Award nominee
Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?
With you and Mom here, the doormen will have to eat their words
That usually creeps them out enough that they leave.
That's how my grandkids will remember me
Let's think this through.
What do you mean I don't have an obituary?
She's put on considerable boob weight.