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In fact, that's probably why you lost the New Jersey fifth.
Kent? Are you okay? I'm so sorry.
Hang in there, buddy.
Fine, but as senior strategist, I'll already be in the room.
Am I disturbing your downtime, Mike?
The next governor of Ohio,
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- Repositioning. - So glad to hear you say that.
because that's a very complex sentence.
Hi, Kent. How's it going?
na: I don't know what those words mean.
Could you just send that to me in an e-mail or something?
Really? Am I that bad?
- I couldn't find... - Just...
I'm gonna take more of a leadership role on
Now why don't you just go and fuck yourself in your own asshole?
and we are of America.
Hope your boss at CVS is okay with you taking time off.
No, never wake up. Just stay suspended.
I EVADE SUCH FIRM SENSE AS IN BASE ALLIER
Everyone, please be seated.
- No. - My uncle used to have this saying.
but now this gets me off your case and that's okay?
It's kind of like dumping all my ex-boyfriends at once.
Do not yell at me, Mike. I did not force you to buy a boat.
like some sort of thick rubber condom,
100 bucks says he drops it in the first five seconds.
Oh, my God.
- I’d like to be cryogenically suspended. - And wake up in the future? - No, just suspended
- POTUS is awake? - Yeah, last I heard.
to have taken place here and not at the Oval Office.
Are you suggesting that a senior strategist
Roger Furlong.
I could, uh...
That's gonna look the same. Coral Blush.
Back soon, Daddy. Mwah.
I really am.
- They're great for you. - That is outstanding.
- It's okay. I'm all right. - Okay. Hit it.
You're actually pleased about this?
And number three: would you please hang up the phone
Okay, this just in from J-stat central.
You haven't seen lipstick lying around, have you?
I'm a big part of Gary's life now.
That's some question.
- No. - No?
I want a cariter fucking dildo