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Oh, my God. Amy, I'm so sorry.
Want to play midterm cliche bingo?
Yeah, but that's not
what are we gonna do about it?
Very good.
What about New England?
I will be expecting that material.
shunting a train wreck onto a crowded highway.
Load up the wagons and shoot the dogs.
There was a lot of love for you on the campaign trail.
Fat Wolverine
Guys, we agreed to let The Matrix debate lie.
Oh, they...
- Yeah, a lot of love. - No, not for you, Marjorie.
forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit
The American people have said
Well, I'm so sorry to disappoint you, Amy.
- Thank you. - Can you put a sinking ship on eBay?
I'm about to enter a national ass-kicking contest
Tonight there's gonna be a plane crash
Okay, everybody, it's official.
and don't I wish that there were.
Hey, I got this off your dresser.
You take your eyebrows
It's just I can't find her lipstick
Mouth open.
- Mike, your phone's ringing. - Could you get it, please?
that Kent is gonna get in between me and POTUS,
Yeah, it's the only thing I'd save if this building were on fire.
and put it through your brain?
And, actually, I was told that you'd been told.
Always with the last word. That's why you're single. Guys hate that.
- Eat it! Eat it all right now! - I'm sorry.
how you put my ex-husband up on that stage
Yeah, and then be woken up in the future?
Something has happened to the vice president.
I'm sorry, but you missed your chance.
- and you get out. - Here, ma'am.
How's this for a funny noise, ma'am?
He is, according to the rumor I put out.
That's just the way it works out sometimes.
Made it a little roomier for you.
Oh!
Well, we are the United States of America
Okay, great. Everybody hates us.
It's stuck on the bottom of your shoe.
Why, you got money problems?