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Yeah Smack It in the Butt
You gotta go.
Uh, no.
We have a game tomorrow,
Look at all those Albinos
Look at that!
There must be steroids in macaroni.
Come on, really burn it in.
Oh! Gah!
Uh... how old are you?
♪ You can
CLARK: You all right?
Mel, if my wife sees this, I'm totally busted.
♪ But you gotta believe In someone ♪
Clark, look out!
That's ReggieJackson.
Can we hit with you?
♪ Come on, it's all good, good Good, good, good, good ♪
Hey! What the...?
[GASPS]
Who is it?
of Benchwarmers baseball.
♪ Come on, boys, come on
Hm? [CROWD CHEERING]
Hey, it's Gus, Clark and Richie. We're here to see Mel.
He got the wind knocked out of him.
[SUPERGRASS' ALRIGHT PLAYING]
Outside bad Coronavirus killin people ahhhhhhh
Go to your room now! No more XBOX 360 for you. Go to your room now! No more XBOX 360 for you.
♪ And how can I lose?
Is he on your roster?
Letting a 12-year-old drink like that is disgusting.
More like 1200.
who better watch their backs!
Listen.
On the yellow brick road.
[CLAPS] MAN 1: All right!
♪ I don't care if I ever come back ♪
Let's get rid of these dogs.
Only Wayne's Hardware stands between the Benchwarmers
What is it, Mother?
yes beryl rockrocosksdkerosnekeroseneneckananetterockchopxosksjsdjdxkdodrachoskdmfkffkfkette? what do you want? i want to do some triciling in triflaire.
KARL: Now, guys,
GUS: Oh, man.
Fresh off the presses of The Daily Shmegmer.
decided to show up.
Number 7.
Release! Release!
Ow!
I can't believe I looked up to you.
[MAN SINGING IN SPANISH]
Why are you kicking it?!
who knows a thing or two about baseball.
(YELP) Poppins - hooray!
I'm good. I'm good.
[SIGHS]
REGGIE: This next drill, boys,
Go! Get out!
Relax, smarty pants.
for destroying their village,
Put a mask on Don’t be this guy
Oh, shit.
Of doughnuts, in your mouth.
Yeah, I'm fine.
It's a high fly ball!
Hey, get him up. [ALL CHATTERING]
[PANTING]
♪ Come on, boys, come on
Who...? Hey. Who's on deck?
Wait till he pitches the ball, retard.
Ta-da!
Destroy him!
My mother said I should hold off
♪... Thriller was our favorite song ♪
We'll have a big welcome-home party for you, Gus.
[SHRIEKS]
That means our town gets the stadium!
Shake hands and have a good game.
One sounds good. Great.
[GUYS GIGGLING]
Easy, Mel.
BOY: Around the horn.
where he spanked four consecutive home runs.
but his philosophy stuff.
Oh, my God!
The hat of a Benchwarmer.
Here we go. BOY 2: Batter up.
You could've gone to the Super Bowl.
[GRUNTS]
Clark, let it go!
Oogaty-boogaty-boogaty!
at Pizza Hut?
Buddy, just come with us.
I don't even know who you are.
MAN [INSIDE]: Who in the hell is it?!
Yeah, I guess so.
Whoa.
They should let him use his sword.
I was stupid, Marcus.
Hey! Hey! What the...?
CLARK: Oh. I forgot my floaties.
my wife is the only one who can twist these titties
Oh, no. They don't have anyone else.
GUS: Excuse me, can I get a napkin?
Farting yes go
Strike. Three, you're out!
[JERRY LAUGHS]
So I'm gonna waive the late fee.
Course I can leave work.
I told Gus we'd be there, Richie.
KATHY: That's really too bad.
Go, Gus, go!
I caught it. You're out.
[TERRIFIED] No!
I am 12.
[SPYMOB'S STAND UP AND WIN PLAYING]
He has more than paid his dues.
You mean, Nelson and his buddies will,
It's up! Clark! Clark!
[♪]
I know. This is the first one.
More like 3600.
♪ You've been walking out With rewiring ♪
Clark, we have no other choice.
Go, Kyle.
you were never able to feel
You're definitely busted.
Let go of me! Nerds!
Stop it! Hold him, Kyle.
♪ Sha-la-la-la-la
We'll see you in game three.
My team practices today at 5.
Come on, let it go!
RICHIE: It's over! CLARK: Yes!
Don't touch me!
Oh. Crazy!
[LAUGHING] No, really. I need a refill.
Go! Go! Go home! Go! Go! Go home!
That's my name. That's my name.
Thanks, Darth.
I wanted you guys to have a little edge today,
I can't find it.
Who say my name?
I look like a Borack warrior
Holy crap. What is she doing here?
You can go on Nerdly.net, TheBenchwarmers.org,
What is this, Children of the Corn?
Strike!
Excuse me. I never hit it.
All right, fine.
Or register-er. [BOTH CHUCKLE]
I'm gonna get you.
♪ Everybody wants A good thing ♪
Benchwarmers vs. Standard Fence at Candia City Park.
We could still win this thing.
What about that guy over there eating sun block?
ALL: Ohh!
Yeah. You're all right.
[FAKE LISPING] I mean, I... I spit when I talk sometimes too, you know?
you would be my first one.
A Benchwarmer begging for a new start, just like me.
[EXAGGERATED SCREECH]
He can't hear us.
knocked back into him. [LAUGHING]
Hey. There he is.
And keep it under a billion.
Clark Reedy. [GIGGLES]
[ZIPPER ZIPS]
a gay video clerk
That was radical.
It's actually a pretty decent film.
Move your ass, Richie!