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Phil: Okay, we're gonna need a crow bar or something
Hey! Don't get blood in my eggs.
I'm so sorry about all that back and forth today. Hey, I'll handle it from here.
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Because she won't cry because you're always crying.
[ gasps ] oh, wait. Oh, my gosh. I-I just realized something.
They offered me a job. [ exhales ]
Now -- now get out of here, because she's going to be home
I'll be calling you all the time. [ scoffs ]
[ door rattling ]
I'm calling a car and going to school.
Haley... [ creaking ]
That's not true! And now you wanna cry,
Why are you jerking him around?
I think that, too, but just take comfort in knowing
This is why I'm glad I show my emotions in front of the girls.
Exactly! And I could never leave grandpa,
You're worse than claudia.
How you feeling?
While I was still building this place,
So all in all, a good day of parenting.
Just trimming the hedges.
Her clothes are too tight, her heels are too high,
Because it's the only thing that makes me cry. [ sniffles ] [ movie stops ]
Luke's funeral. Luke: I'm fine!
Let's just sit down.
Is it the way that I tell stories?
Because he kind of handles
We'll probably be even closer
Higher salary, better benefits.
Especially coming from me, her stoic dad who never cries.
Your problem is bigger than mine anyway,
We still have two minutes.
Even though I would have made an excellent
He was plucking his nose hairs.
Sorry. I thought you were finished. No.
I don't want to answer 'cause you might cry.
-- Captions by vitac --
Well, she's not a liar. We did something right. Mm-hmm.
Yes. Now is that what you want?
And I got you a strawberry milkshake.
Alex: Oh, yeah. This is where we were all murdered.
Because you do love me!
Whoa. What's your problem?
I'm sorry. It sounded like you were done. Sorry.
I looked like a snorted a rabbi.
The best part of my day is having a coffee with her