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Oh.
[WHISPERS] I don't want them to see it.
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
[♪]
I don't want to use any word. We should just forget this.
You know, it's women like you
Cool. Yeah.
All of them. All I'm saying is that if Dave wants
special to him also.
lets
Oh. What the hell.
it's never, ever gonna happen.
Doesn't mean that you're not
So what?
BILL: Oh, really?
Don't worry, Dave.
Don't mention it.
Anyway, all I'm saying is,
DAVE: Yeah, I'm fine. BETH: Can you get up?
BETH: Dave! Sorry.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. What happened?
It's not filthy, Lisa.
Seven of these hidden in his desk.
You do that again, and I will torture you.
Nothing. Come on, Dave.
Look, I don't care who it is, just own up to it.
Okay, well, all right. Never mind.
I mean, there's a world out there
full of red apples and green apples,
Well, I-I didn't say that it did.
I mean, y-you seem uncomfortable.
It was really nothing.
No? Well then, whose is it? I don't know, but--
Bye, spaz.
If one of our female coworkers found it, she'd have--
you're supposed to subtract this number from this number.
Oh.
It's my pleasure.
A friend of mine told me
Well...how was lunch, you two?
All right, for the last time,
Do I? Yeah, well, that's probably
See, it's... See, it's 212, and then, uh,
Beth, Beth. All right, if you must know... Mm-hm.
Because somebody gave those people
Uh, sorry to keep everyone.
Dave, why are you so obsessed with this?
Uh, no, this is personal. It's a-- It's a personal essay.
You're a spaz. Apparently I am, yeah.
Educational imperatives?
Apples? Alrighty, fine. Apples, it is.
And that. Here we go.
I didn't have any money, so I didn't wash my hands.
Well, but--