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Whether it's yours or Marvin's...
MARSHALL & BARNEY: Yeah.
You know I'm not a vomit guy.
Our future days
It was a wedding gift.
First off, kudos to Marshall and Lily for calming you down.
I can't shake it.
Heh. Ted.
Jeanette intercepts it, throws it in Central Park Lake.
I'm kidding.
I am not gonna take marriage advice from a couple who just got in a gigantic fight.
You said some very sweet stuff. Hell, Ted even cried.
Lily, that photo got all over Friendster and MySpace and...
LILY: I'm dumping out.
- Hey. What you writing? - Hey.
Just don't point and scream, "Maybe it's Maybelline."
Wait, what are you saying?
I'm not nervous. Who's nervous? No one needs to be nervous.
...or else we're lost and love is dead and humanity should just pack it in.
Maybe we just need some updated vows.
Lily Aldrin...
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
TED: It was a twisting, turning road that led to the end of the aisle...
...to throw some toilet paper through the crack in the bathroom door.
- It really wasn't that much trouble. - Yes, it was.
- Oh, God. Is it a suicide note? - Oh, God. How many pills did you take?
And that doesn't have to make sense...
I've been trying to get these right for weeks.