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Gosh, Moe. I use these all the time.
Okay. Steady, Bart.
I can't keep track of all my wheelings and dealings.
Patty and Selma just got promoted at the DMV.
They love me. I'm accepted. I don 't need this mask anymore.
Sure, Homer, I can loan you the money you need.
homer shit
- Let's ask her. - No! Don't tell Marge!
Homer.
- Hey, Homer. - Way to go.
All right. I'll send you a check.
This has been such a nice, peaceful dinner.
I was ashamed, Marge. I failed you as a husband and a provider.
Oh, how am I gonna tell Marge we're broke?
Tested, Homer. God tested Moses. And try to be nice to my sisters.
Failed to check blind spot. Minus two points.
- Hello, Homer. - Hello, Homer.
I haven't been moved like this since The Joy Luck Club.
Better sign up for something fast, man. Baseball just filled up...
Well, you should've gotten here earlier.
Homer, are we in some sort of fiduciary trouble?
You be Carl Reiner, and I'll be Police Chief Wiggum.
homer shit
He dances like girls!
- Well... - What?
Did they have national anthems 2000 years ago?
But first, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
- Become a limo driver at Classy Joe's. - That's it!