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♪ So maternal ♪
- 'Cause you're from New York. - I love it.
"the patriarchy."
♪ Don't know what was going through my mind ♪
I knew it. I always knew it.
who knew nothing about the electoral college.
'cause I-I'm selfish and I'm stupid!
I was gonna come in and stop it,
Yeah, I had sex with Nancy...
I got to get a selfie with this soup and tag her.
Okay, they're gone. Let's go, let's go, let's go!
There's Josh Chan, but who cares? No.
boobs are really just sacks of yellow fat, so...
Hey, Tommy, what do you think the note should say?
Okay, so emergency numbers are in the..
♪ I got to make a move ♪
go get yourself some candy, my man?
Okay, I'll say it first because I should.
It-It was a complete accident. I...
Is this an adult-themed publication?
I have this big thing coming up.
- Many suicides, many suicides. - Amazing!
you can't not go on a field trip, Paula.
- ♪ ♪ - (man whooping)
Here, have a piece of cake.
and then suddenly, you kind of feel like
diagnose your...
I really hope it's not that.
No, I'm not. I...
You know, you should say thank you to your dad!
- Bathroom! He's in the bathroom. - Bathroom!
(groans) I'm so stupid,
What...
My girlfriend Anna.
No, it's okay, I've just... (scoffs)
I give. You take.
for 48 hours and instead, no, no.
♪ Gonna keep their homework free of mistakes ♪
What?
- I thought she was a nice person. - Mm.
- Anna. - Anna!
listening to Josh Chan have sex with another woman?
No, well, I mean, this weekend I was...
I know the truth now.
and-and she was gonna drive me home and then
... never heard of chicken soup without them, but okay.
You're sorry.
I'm Mr. Mom, which means I'm a dad,
REBECCA: Oh!
Well, I can't have that happen.
Paula.
Wait, she didn't send me that soup.
so we decided to wait it out
Um, they're doing a party
Oh, okay.
(laughing) No, no, no.
who you've been kind of a bitch to lately,
Nope, I got to find him. Let's see.
Okay.
(exhales) You know, Tommy,
at the Narcissus pond
- Warming up? - Yeah.
Well, I... I know how sad you get when you're sickie.
in the car on the way over here.
you do not have matzo balls, correct?
Okay, Rebecca, I know that your-your heart
Must be a shopping list or something.
... enclosed in this humble plastic container,